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1N C4S3 OF D3F4ULT ON TH3 P4RT OF L3SS33 1N TH3 P4YM3NT OF R3NT OR 1N TH3 P3RFORM4NC3 OF 4NY OF TH3 OTH3R T3RMS 4ND COND1T1ONS OF TH1S L34S3 ON L3SS33’S P4RT TO B3 K3PT 4ND P3RFORM3D L3SSOR M4Y C4NC3L 4ND T3RM1N4T3 TH1S L34S3 BY WR1TT3N NOT1C3 TO L3SS33 4ND T4K3 POSS3SS1ON OF TH3 PR3M1S3S; OR L3SSOR M4Y 4T 1TS OPT1ON R3-3NT3R S41D PR3M1S3S W1TH OR ( Read more... )

hello new moore!!!
are you excited for the dance on saturday?
i still need to figure out what i am going to wear...
but ive already gotten the date part taken care of!
who knew i would be going with the islands most eligible bachelor ;D


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This is stupid.

[The video function opens to a sandwich. There is a little cat in a little suit stepping off the camera, warily investigating it, and two people half in the background of the odd angle, but for now let’s focus on the sandwich. It's disgusting. Is that cottage cheese and banana? On sourdough bread??]

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Right, so am I expected to keep a blog? Is this a Facebook for ex-fictionals? Sort of an existential support group, is it?

Well why not. I was a detective inspector for the Scotland Yard, but recently I've been demoted to a figment of imagination. A modern reincarnation of a bumbling rat faced Victorian detective, to be exact. I never was too keen ( Read more... )

im getting a totally sweet deal guys you should talk to him
i take back anything i said
i have the coolest roommate
not as cool as me of course
but damn hes up there

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[This video begins with a long, flickering stream of static and distorted voices.
Then, suddenly, clear sound:]

--but I can talk, too!

[The screen twitches, as if flinching away from the cheerful voice.
The world that comes into focus isn't a world at all more than what can best be described as blue, black, and some vague attempt at the colour of ( Read more... )

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